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• ギャハハハ！
• 2006/03/17 (Fri) 18:58
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Lightと言わないんだからCamelオリジナルでしょ？８０歳近いお婆ちゃんがCamelのオリジナルを吸ってるんだ。ラクダねええええ、男の人が砂漠で遭難した時に♀（メス）のラクダが出て来る話は知ってるけど、でも笑わしてもらいました。個人的にはラクダ＜馬だと思います。馬はスゲーから。（笑）

• オカマ！
• 2006/03/17 (Fri) 19:31
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駱駝ついでに。

The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.

During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges.

Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sxx with the camel.

When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies.

"They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

• 荒川静か
• 2006/03/18 (Sat) 07:54
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この話は、ずいぶん前（もう１０年以上前？）に聞いたことがある気がします。
それも日本で、日本人から、日本語で聞いた記憶があります。
でもストーリーもオチも全て忘れていたので『こんなオチだったっけ？』と懐かしい想いで読ませてもらいました。
男のバカさ加減を笑ったものですね。
男性蔑視だ！なんて叫ぶ気はもうとうありませんので、ご安心を。（笑）
Nice try!

• オカマ！
• 2006/03/18 (Sat) 10:19
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今日はサンディエゴに行かれる方も多いみたいですね。
もうひとつ、（エッチ話抜きですが）駱駝ネタ。

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,

"Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies,

"Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

"OK"

said the son. A few minutes later the son asks,

"Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert",

the camel mother answers.

"Thanks Mom"

replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks,

"Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"

The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies,

"They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without
drinking for long periods."

"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand
from our eyes and these humps to store water, but... Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"

• jcr01
• 2006/03/18 (Sat) 12:16
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今晩サンディエゴに行きます。相手国応援団に囲まれつつも、このジョークを思い出しつつ、
笑顔と余裕をもって行きたいですね。頑張れ日本！とりあえずはお礼まで。トピズレ失礼。