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笑える話。
- #1
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- porky
- 2008/11/07 11:51
いや〜、最近景気が悪くってみんなシカメッ面になってるんで、
なんか笑える話でもしませんか?
みんなが笑えば景気も良くなるかも・・・。
では、僕が最初に。
これは、実話です。
30代半ばの頃、十歳年下の彼女が出来ました。
若くて小柄な可愛い子。大阪出身でした。
友達がみんな羨むその子との初めての夜の出来事です。
相手が若いからか、自分も勘違いして20代になっちゃった僕は、一回「おかわり」をしてしまいました。
あまりにもヨカったので、もう一回「おかわり」をしようとしたその時、
彼女「ちょ、ちょっと待って・・・・。」「ストップ、ストップ!!」
彼女は二回で満足しちゃったみたいでした。
僕「ど、どうしたんだよ?せっかくいいとこなのに・・・。」
その時の彼女のキツ〜イ一言。
バリバリの大阪弁で。
彼女「あんた・・・、ほんまは猿ちゃうか??」
僕「・・・・・・。」
恐るべし、浪速っ娘の感性。
それから付けられた僕のアダ名。
「猿のおっちゃん」
みなさん。
大阪の娘との最初の夜の「おかわり」は一回だけにしときましょう。
でないとアナタも「猿」呼ばわりされますよ!!
- #79
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- mopa
- 2008/11/14 (Fri) 14:35
- Report
>"Are you avairable?"ってダメなんですか?普通に使ってました、、変わりに何て言ったらいいのでしょう?
ダメに決まってんじゃん。"Are you available?"って言えよ。
- #77
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ごめんなさい!
絶対に批判がくるのはわかってます!!!
でも、言わせて下さい。
確かに大阪の人はちょっとお下品な方が多いですよね。
- #76
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柴さん
ありがとうございます(_ _)。日本史の弱い私には勉強になりました*the family stoneはダイアンキートンの息子がゲイのお話です。コメディです、お勧めです^^
- #89
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- acdc
- 2008/11/14 (Fri) 16:49
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#87さん、
「笑店」、「笑店」って「笑点」でしょ。
ちなみに僕も、笑点大好きです。
小遊三のコソ泥ネタ、おもろいっすねー。
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