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9821. | ガス代、電気代 家族の人数どれくらいですか?(493view/0res) | Free talk | 2008/12/01 18:15 |
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9828. | 笑える話。(11kview/141res) | Free talk | 2008/11/25 10:26 |
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笑える話。
- #1
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- porky
- 2008/11/07 11:51
いや〜、最近景気が悪くってみんなシカメッ面になってるんで、
なんか笑える話でもしませんか?
みんなが笑えば景気も良くなるかも・・・。
では、僕が最初に。
これは、実話です。
30代半ばの頃、十歳年下の彼女が出来ました。
若くて小柄な可愛い子。大阪出身でした。
友達がみんな羨むその子との初めての夜の出来事です。
相手が若いからか、自分も勘違いして20代になっちゃった僕は、一回「おかわり」をしてしまいました。
あまりにもヨカったので、もう一回「おかわり」をしようとしたその時、
彼女「ちょ、ちょっと待って・・・・。」「ストップ、ストップ!!」
彼女は二回で満足しちゃったみたいでした。
僕「ど、どうしたんだよ?せっかくいいとこなのに・・・。」
その時の彼女のキツ〜イ一言。
バリバリの大阪弁で。
彼女「あんた・・・、ほんまは猿ちゃうか??」
僕「・・・・・・。」
恐るべし、浪速っ娘の感性。
それから付けられた僕のアダ名。
「猿のおっちゃん」
みなさん。
大阪の娘との最初の夜の「おかわり」は一回だけにしときましょう。
でないとアナタも「猿」呼ばわりされますよ!!
- #27
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#1さん。はっきり言って面白くないっす。
この手のネタには多少の下品やシモはつきものですが、何かセンスないっていうか…
すみませんが、そんな風に感じてしまいました。
#9さんと#15さん、おもしろいです!
- #28
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- Xanadu
- 2008/11/11 (Tue) 16:35
- Report
日本人の女友達の話ですが、アメリカ人に道を聞かれて説明してるときに、 あそこのIntersectionを、、、と言うのを、 あそこのIntercourseと言ってしまって顔から火がでそうだった!そうです。
- #29
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- SM男
- 2008/11/11 (Tue) 22:04
- Report
#1の話は微笑ましかった
『猿』よりもっとひどいものに例えられなかっただけで愛を感じる。
- #36
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私(女)がアメリカに来たばっかりの頃、レンタルスキー靴屋さんで自分のサイズを出してもらおうと男性店員さんにAre you free?って聞いてしまった事〜〜そうしたらその店員さんニコッとしてYESって言った、側で聞いてた彼(今の主人)が慌ててその人に良い訳してた〜〜〜どうしたの?って私。 訳を後から聴いて超恥ずかしかったです。
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